The Player

By Anna Littledeer

I live in a town named Newkirk.

Frank Arnold is our mayor.

There’s a boy who lives here, too, and he’s a jerk.

Gosh, he’s such a player!

He thinks he is so cool;

But in reality, he’s really not.

He is such a fool

And he is not even hot.

He acts like such a stud.

He tries to get with every girl.

I want to push him in the mud!

Eeewww – he makes me want to hurl!

He needs to realize that he is not so great;

Especially since he can’t even get a date.