Opinion Column Topic: Cats
By Brandi Donaldson
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By Brandi Donaldson |
By Kalli Dinsmore |
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Cats are so cute and cuddly. They’re
like little teddy bears. They make you feel as high in the sky as the highest
star. Cats are easy to house train if they know where the litter box is. They
usually love you, especially little kittens the first time they see you. When
in a cluttered room, cats are agile and can leap onto the shelves while being
graceful enough not to knock of things with their paws. They purr like motor
boats. When your stomach is upset, cats
lie on you, soothing your tummy like a warm heating pad. |
Cats are so weird, and they’re always in
your face, like Mark. They use everything as a litter box. They’ll swing
their claws like razor-sharp knives because they’re out to kill you. They
make huge messes everywhere, and I hate that horrible hiss they make that
sounds like a train screeching to a stop.
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