Opinion Column Topic: Cats

By Brandi Donaldson

Pro

Con

By Brandi Donaldson

By Kalli Dinsmore

     Cats are so cute and cuddly. They’re like little teddy bears. They make you feel as high in the sky as the highest star. Cats are easy to house train if they know where the litter box is. They usually love you, especially little kittens the first time they see you. When in a cluttered room, cats are agile and can leap onto the shelves while being graceful enough not to knock of things with their paws. They purr like motor boats.  When your stomach is upset, cats lie on you, soothing your tummy like a warm heating pad.

 

     Cats are so weird, and they’re always in your face, like Mark. They use everything as a litter box. They’ll swing their claws like razor-sharp knives because they’re out to kill you. They make huge messes everywhere, and I hate that horrible hiss they make that sounds like a train screeching to a stop.