My whole life I’ve been experimenting with things you shouldn’t do at home. I’m about to hit you up with the Top 10.

 Things Not to Do at Home

1.      Don’t try to start your own fight club. Oh, and don’t talk about fight club.

2.      Don’t try to start a campfire in the middle of your living room.

3.      Don’t ride oil wells.

4.      Don’t tease the Chupacabra.

5.      All my fellow Rednecks: Don’t forget to take your rifles out of your truck before you come to school.

6.      Don’t steal a ninja’s num-chucks.

7.      Don’t rope your neighbor’s goat.

8.      Don’t douse yourself in deer attractant.

9.      Don’t ask Brittny Wanko for love advice. EVER!

10. Don’t tie a rope behind your friend’s truck with a parachute attached to yourself!