Taco Bell vs. Taco Bueno
By Mark Harden

Maybe you heard the phrases “Think outside the bun,” it’s the fourth meal, or maybe that it’s the always delicious Taco Bell.  Why settle for anything less than extraordinary?  Why settle for anything less than perfection?  We, as Americans, have a divine right to be selective!  So select right and go with the late night treat Taco Bell.

You will never go wrong with Taco Bell, ranging from the .79 cheese roll up to the buck 99 half pound burrito.  Going to Taco Bell is like going to the grocery store the first time.  You can always find something different.  Going to each aisle is like picking a different item on the .79, .89, or .99 cent menu.  You’ll be full in your stomach, and your wallet will be full as well.

If you are now thinking outside the bun or maybe want a fourth meal, why not fully trust me that it’s the always delicious Taco Bell?  Then, I have one question for you – are you an American?! 

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