Opinion
Pro/Con: Valentine's Day
The Good vs. The Bad... (Read More)

Question of the Issue
What Kind of Candy Are You & Why? (Read More)

What Would Brittny Do?
I’ve had a lot of problems in my life (like trying to figure out what to do with several random mannequin parts…now it’s like a headless party in my bedroom)... (Read More)

Creative Writing
"Chronicles of the Chupacabra"
In the past years there have been more and more spottings of El Chupacabra... (Read More)

"The Legend of the Ninja Goat"
Ever since I was a baby goat in the barnyard I always envied the ninja turtles that lived in the creek... (Read More)

"The Secret"
I whispered in her head and ate at her sick stomach... (Read More)

"The Hairy Man"
Long ago in a town called Chilocco there lived a little girl named Brandi Barges... (Read More)

Entertainment
Don't Try This at Home
My whole life I’ve been experimenting with things you shouldn’t do at home... (Read More)

Top 5 Pick-up Lines
1.  “Hey baby, you wanna go to Micky D’s?”...
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Sports With Christy
Morrison Gets the Beat Down by Lady Tigers
When the Newkirk Lady Tigers confidently stepped onto the court... (Read More)

Wrestlers Plan for Dual State
Coming Soon... (Read More)

Features
Meet the Random Press Staff
Ms. "Magnanimous" Mullin... (Read More)

Get to Know You: Mr. Eberts
Picture this: it’s the summer of 1980. You are driving down the highway and BAM!... (Read More)

Movie & Music Reviews
The Uninvited
I chose to be forced to review the movie The Uninvited. I went to the movie theatre expecting to see a scary movie built for a man... (Read More)

Pink Panther 2
If you like movies that are mysterious with funny twists then you will immensely enjoy Pink Panther 2... (Read More)

Kid Rock
From white trash rapper to Kid Rock... (Read More)

Poetry Corner
"Am I Just a School?"
I am the old, grungy lockers that get slammed shut right before the bell rings... (Read More)

"I Am..." & "Love"
I am in love, but he can’t see it... (Read More)

"Missing Him"
Heartbreak is dull red and smoky black... (Read More)

"The Perfect Night"
The moon watched over us and the stars winked our way... (Read More)

"I Am..."
I am broken away from what I had... (Read More)

Issues

Issue I

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Issue 3