Things Not to Do

I’ve found that driving and participating in other activities at the same time isn’t safe! Here are my top 10 things to and not to do. . . without the to do!

     1. When you get into your car, don’t automatically flip over to your split personality of Bo Duke.
     2. Don’t make the passenger steer while you arm wrestle the guy in the back seat.
     3. (Girls) Don’t put on make-up, fix your hair, text, and drink your seven dollar Starbuck’s latte at the same time.
     4. Don’t get a wild hair and have a “Need for Speed” moment.
     5. When you pull up next to a grandma on the highway, don’t try to street race her! That screams heart attack!!!
     6. Don’t try the Chinese Fire Drill while you’re still driving.
     7. Don’t let your friend ride on the top of your car for numerous miles eating bugs!
     8. It’s not a good idea to change your clothes while driving down the road.
     9. Don’t call the cops on your friend’s car, especially while he’s letting you drive it.
     10. Don’t think your car is invincible and try to drive it to the bottom of a lake.

Well hopefully my expert advice will help you be at least a little bit of a better driver.