Sources: www.quotemountain.com/saying/funny_pick_up_lines/ & Nick Brown                                                             

1.  “Hey baby, you wanna go to Micky D’s?”

2.  “Why do you think they call it a pick-up truck?”

3.  “Are we having a barbecue ‘cause you are smokin’?”

4.  “You must be a parking ticket because you’ve got fine written all over you!”

5.  “Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number.  Can I borrow yours?”