I chose to be forced to review the movie The Uninvited. I went to the movie theatre expecting to see a scary movie built for a man, but instead found it was built for a 3-year-old girl.

The Uninvited is about a psychotic girl who has to go to the loony bin after her mom dies. I was hoping some sweet jumping-from-behind objects would happen, but no such luck. The acting was pretty decent, but not Oscar-award worthy. I think the producers knew the movie was not going to be super awesome so they put a lot of hott girls in it. It has an ending that will make you say, “What the heck?!” Yes, it is not a dream. It is that boring. So I would suggest taking your girlfriend.

Rating: 2 Chupacabras out of 10