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I’ve had
a lot of problems in my life (like trying to figure out what to
do with several random mannequin parts…now it’s like a headless
party in my bedroom), and having all of these problems have led
me to be the wise advice giver I am today. Enjoy!
**Disclaimer** for mostly entertainment purposes only… Not
responsible for failed problem-solving attempts or injuries
resulting in so.
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Q.
“Dear Brittny,
My girlfriend wants me to buy her something for V-Day, but she
won’t tell me what, and I don’t know what to get her. Help me!”
A.
Well, as an experienced girl I will let you in on a little secret: she
will more than likely be happy with anything that you give her.
A teddy bear that smells like you, brightly colored flowers,
good candy (not the ones in the heart-shaped box…yuck!), or
maybe even just a single rose would do. Mostly it depends on
the girl and/or how much you love her. If it’s serious then
spring for something more expensive and personal like a
necklace. (Of course you’ve got to have money in the bank for
something like that.) Some girls are the simple type. If you’re
romantic and creative write her a love letter, a cute poem, or
make an awesome mixed CD. Make sure it’s not too, umm,
provocative, because you never know whose hands it will end up
in. Be inventive, and don’t worry -- she’s going to love it.
J
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Q. “Dear
Brittny,
I have a
date on Valentine’s Day, but I don’t know where to take her. It
will be our first date. Should I kiss her? I know those were
two questions, but I really need help.”
A.
First dates are always awkward. Dinner and a movie is usually the best
choice. At dinner you can chat it up then skip the weird pauses
at the movie theater. Give her the chance to pick the restaurant
and movie. More than likely she’ll say, “I don’t care,” so make
an educated guess and go where you want or where you think
she’ll want to go. Sitting in the Wal-Mart parking lot claiming
you won’t leave until she decides won’t work. Just be a man and
pick! ANYWAY, try to hold her hand or put your arm around her
before you try to go straight to lip locking. Usually if she
wants a kiss, she’ll drop hints. If you aren’t bright enough to
pick up on the hints, then don’t even try to kiss her, but if
you’re feeling it, then just kiss her. If all else fails, kiss
her on the cheek. Go with the mood.
J
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Q.
“Dear Brittny,
How do
you get a teacher to leave you alone?”
A.
You can’t exactly get a teacher to leave you alone. They want to push
you to succeed and be your best. Maybe if you did what you were
supposed to then maybe they’d get off your case, but that’s just
a suggestion. J
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Q.
“Dear Brittny,
I like
this boy, but I don’t know how to tell him. What if he doesn’t
like me back? I need advice.”
A.
Personally, I would never tell a boy I liked him first. Call me
old-fashioned, but it’s not how nature is supposed to go. Men
are the hunters; therefore telling him you like him would make
the game too easy. I’m not saying play
ridiculously-hard-to-get, but let him know you like him in a
different way. Flirt with him more than usual and make him feel
special. Worst case scenario he won’t fall for it or show
interest, but then there are no hard feelings, any
embarrassment, or shame to hide from. Move on and find another
object of affection. J
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Q.
Dear Brittny,
When
you’re gutting a deer do you rather it hanging up or laying
down?
A. Hmm, I think I’d prefer hanging it up. There’d be less mess to clean up,
and it’d be a lot easier to get all that inside stuff out… In
all honesty, I know nothing about animal slaughtering. I’ve
always just been the innocent by-stander.
J
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Q.
Dear Brittny,
What
would you do if this guy you dated before but then you broke up
and he started dating someone else, but he still flirted with
you?
A.
Ignore him. Taken boys who flirt with other girls aren’t trustworthy
enough for your time. Either he’s a player or he realizes he
screwed up when he let you go. Whichever one it maybe, you
need to just forget about him. It’s not fair to you to wait on
the sidelines while he is messing around. Let him go, and if he
comes back then maybe he really did just miss you. After all,
if you love something let it go, and if it comes back to you
then it was meant to be, and if it doesn’t, it never was.
J
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Q.
Dear Brittny,
What
would you do if you liked a guy but he was dating someone else?
A.
Tisk, tisk… This problem is always hard. Don’t pursue him. It wouldn’t
be fair to you, her, or him. Almost all high school
relationships don’t last. Wait it out a few more weeks.
J
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Q. Dear
Brittny,
What
would you do if your mom didn’t like one of your friends just
because she expresses herself differently from others and
dresses differently and your mom/dad talks about her all the
time?
A.
First of all, I would ask my mom to respect my judgment of people’s
character and remind her that it’s not how you look or how you
express yourself that matters. Also, you must understand that
parents have this radar that goes off when it senses trouble.
She’s more than likely trying to protect you. When she talks
about your friend tell her to stop just as you would to anyone
else, but don’t disrespect her. That’s not the way to get
something you want. Talk to your mom about it and explain to
her why you are friends with them and why you like them. Maybe
she’ll understand better and learn to accept them as your
friend. J
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Q.
Dear Brittny,
Who has
been keying trucks? Everyone wants to know.
A.
I haven’t heard of anyone keying trucks, but I have heard of some tree
branches leaving scratches during accidental off-roading. Darn
disrespectful trees!
J
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